Sunday, November 13, 2011

You want me to do what?

So today was my official first day of Insanity... yesterday was the "Fit Test" in which I learned I am not fit.

So really? Really? How the hell can people do this entire thing without literally dying. Here is my thing though: I love it, I just wish I was able to do MORE of it. I can do everything that deals with legs and jumps and kicks and whatnot (thank you running) but I have NO upper body strength. I can literally barely do a series of push ups in a row, so when he wants me to do walking push ups while raising one leg in the air... or walking push ups while doing jumping jack style out kicks on the way up, its simply not going to happen. So my new goal is: Instead of just staring at the TV saying "hell no" Im going to do regular push ups... Alter things to do what I can ya know? It may not be the exact thing but doing a push up is still better than standing there doing nothing.

I have a feeling my legs and butt are going to hurt like mad tomorrow... So many jumps, so many squats. Bring it skinny jeans... Im ready for you.

Im not even going to put what I ate yesterday because it was a serious shit show.

Here is the vague version:

Breakfast: Cereal
Lunch: LOT of shit at the baby shower with fruits and veggies
Dinner: Didn't eat because I ate so much SHIT at the shower
Snack: Wine

Today:

Breakfast: Wheat bagel and Cream Cheese (like how I put wheat to compensate for the cream cheese?? haha. It was at church... I eat it every sunday because its free and delicious. Get over it... God says its OK on Sundays)

Lunch: Didn't eat

Dinner: Early dinner due to lack of lunch: My own creation I like to call eggplant marinara. So I bought an eggplant, grilled it on the stove with some olive oil, lightly breaded in some italian bread crumbs, then I heated up some marinara/garlic/basil sauce combo, poured it on top and topped the whole thing with some feta cheese crumbles. mmmm yum. Kind of impressed with myself.

Alrighty. That is my blog.

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